John: Uuh, do you have your phone in your pocket?
Hank: Uhm, no. Why?
“Okay, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. Cats believe that all other organisms are cats. Once you realize that, a lot of cat behavior starts to make sense, so why does your cat lick you? Because it thinks it’s grooming you.
So when your cat licks you, he’s thinking ‘I love you, gigantic hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you.’”
“Which by the way, Hank, gets to the thing that makes me angriest in the entire world, which is when people say there is only one right answer in math but every answer is equally correct in literature. That’s just BUNK!”