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Extreme bodybuilders freak me out

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It’s not pretty/sexy no matter if you’re a man or a woman. *shivers*


Take your pic, I’ve got so many

fashion fail - Well I Know To Never Take You To Family Dinner


3 huge, creepy insects. And why you must fear them

Japanese Giant Hornet

First of all: look at the size of that insane thing. Even if it did nothing, I’d run screaming like the little girl I am if I ever came close to one.

But it doesn’t do nothing. It sprays flesh-melting poison. It’s a three-inch (7,5cm) acid-shooting hornet, and it can fly 50 miles (31km) in a day. You can’t outrun it, you can’t swat at it of like other flying bugs and it’s gonna come after you spraying flesh-melting poision all over the place. 40 people die from these things ever year, and it only takes 30 of these to kill a hive of 30,000 bees in three hours.

Thank God they only live in Japan. For now..

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Army or Solider Ant

Ants are pretty scary, the way they crawl all over the place in the millions. Destroying everything in their path, feeding on the flesh of innocent kittens and small babies, rasing armies for their alien overlords… Well, maybe not. But ants are creepy! And these ants are even more creepy than your average ants.  They are called army ants because the whole colony, up to and over 1 million, is “a 100 precent mobile battalion” Never making permanent hives like other ants, only stopping for small periods so the queen can pop out some thousands eggs.

The soliders can reach half an inch (1,7cm) in length, they have massive and powersful jaws. They go on raids in the forest, killing anything in their path, no matter if it’s a mouse or a human. And they’re blind. Blind, agressive, huge and feareless killing machines. Be on the look-outfor these if you’re ever in The Amazon.

Running is a much more efficient way to get away from ants, rather than sitting on your behind trying to scare them off with your aweful singing voice.. Just sayin’.

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The Bot Fly

These are the creepiest things flying around. Most species are from Central and South America, but there are species found all over the world.. Might be some right outside in your garden.. *shrug*

Bot flies come in several varieties, all specialised at certain animals. Like the Horse Stomach Bot Fly, Sheep Nose Bot Fly and the HUMAN Bot Fly. Yup, there’s one that goes after humans too.

You might be thinking “Okay, so there’s this crazy bot fly-thing who goes after humans to suck blood or something” it’s worse than that. Much, much worse. The Horse Stomach Bot Fly for example, ley their eggs in nice, juicy grass. The horse eats the grass with the eggs. The eggs then hatch in the hourse’s mouth, fast enough to grab onto the horse’s tongue, burrow through the horse and end up in the stomach. Where they live for a good time. Getting fat and happy, and when they are ready to become adult flies, they go out with the rest of the horse’s stomach content.

Sounds pretty god damn creepy right? And now you’re thinking “I’ve got ot find out what this Human Bot Fly looks like and hide anytime one comes near me” But of course, that’s not gonna work. Because Human Bot Flies don’t ley their eggs on humans them selves. They’re way too tricky to do that. They lay their eggs on a mosquito, or some other insect that will atempt to land on a human. The eggs rub off onto the human, hatch from our nice body heat. The larvae then burrows right into the skin, and lives there. It lives right under your skin, eating your flesh. Like some kind of horror movie creature.

Also, it that wasn’t enough. It’s not like the Horse Stomach Bot Fly, which always go for the horse’s stomach. No, the Human Bot Fly larvae can grow anywhere in your body, depending on where the eggs ends up. Maybe in your eye, on your butt or even in your brain. Your brain!

(Source: http://www.cracked.com)


Put some clothes on, yo!


Aweful plastic surgery (updated with pics that work)

Hang Mioku: injected cooking oil into her own face

She became so addicted to plastic surgery that she was left unrecognisable after her obsession led her to inject cooking oil into her face. She used to be really pretty too.

Jocelyn Wildenstein: a US$4 million monster

Pete Burns: famous singer, spent almost all of his life savings on reconstructive surgery

Jackie Stallone: (Mother of Silvester Stallone)

Amanda Lepore: world’s most famous transexual

Michaela Romanini: italian socialite, famous for her collagen abuse

All I can say is “Omfg, what is that thing?”


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