WHy is the guy wearing pants?
and also: “he saw blood running down my leg and it smelled fishy”
Smelled fishy? Fish smelling blood? What have you been eating?!
It’s not pretty/sexy no matter if you’re a man or a woman. *shivers*
With 6 fingers on one hand, no wonder he can play the guitar and sing
Please don’t remove your pants…
Is that on someones butt? O.o
It’s a good idea to spell-check before getting any tattoo, but especially when it’s a historical quote in a foreign language..
Those fang marks look infected..
Dream woman with an eye patch, mustache, and several blue tattoos… Okay, but what’s with the man underwear?
An ice cream cone on my face? Great idea, bro!
Hairy elephant nipples ftw..
What are people thinking?
“Ye my nipple totally looks like a bull nose! Lets make a tattoo out of it”
“Nipple piercings are too painfull, I’d rather get a tattoo of one… And attach a fetus on it..”
Actually, it probably won’t..
This is what I would have done when I found a dog crap right infront of my door today, but there’s too much snow/ice..